You are born in pain.
You live in fear.
You die alone.
-- An Irish Christmas Blessing
In response to a paultry, but insistent, demand for a tour
of our sense of humor, we have tried to collect some of the more memorable
looks on the lighter side of the Glewwe psychic.
There is Hope. The light at the
end of the tunnel.
Family Biography
If you are curious about who we are and what we like to do, feel free to
checkout our answers to FAQs.
We all have our individual interests and you can checkout each of our
personal web pages:
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The responsible adults: Mark and Laurel,
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The kindred: Diana and Erik,
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The pets: Xena (new dog), and Shadow (cat). Spot
(old dog) died the Summer of 2003. Tweetie (bird) died the Spring of 2000.
Sources of other Information
Reading is Knowledge. Knowledge is Power. Power Corrupts.
There is a lot of information that can be retrieved from the World Wide
Web (WWW). Some can be gotten from Web Pages of institutions, organizations,
or commercial ventures. In addition, search engines allow you to look for
information based on key words or phrases.
We have accumulated a collection of interesting places to visit.
You may be interested too.
Happy Hunting.
You know you're from Minnesota When......
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You only know four spices - salt, pepper, ranch dressings and ketchup.
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You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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The mosquitoes have landing lights.
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You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
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You have 10 favorite recipes for deer meat.
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You've taken your kids trick or treating in a blizzard.
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Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with
snow.
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You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with less than
eight buttons.
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You owe more money on your snowblower than your car.
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You can write a check at McDonalds for two Big Macs and fries.
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At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
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The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
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Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
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You think the start of deer hunting season as a national holiday.
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You know which leaves make the best toilet paper.
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The major country fund-raiser isn't bingo, it's sausage making.
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You find -40F a little chilly.
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The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.
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You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and
your Sorels. (What's so funny about that?)
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You can play road hockey on ice skates.
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You know four seasons - Winter, Still winter, Almost Winter and road Construction.
and
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You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Minnesota friends.
Can you Spot the Minnesotan?
What sort of thoughts come to mind when you
think of
Glewwe-Castle.com -
"I picture battlements, tunics, and damsels with low-cut blouses
serving chunks of mutton and ale."
- Mark Giorgini
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